Mama: So tomorrow, you (8 year old) will go to Grandma’s to spend the night. And you (6 year old) are going to your friend’s house while I’m at quilt group
Six year old: ahhh, it will be nice to spend a whole day without you (points to older sibling)
Eight year old: (Unmoved)
Shocked Mama: What?!
Six year old: (shrugs)I don’t like the naughty ways he goes somedays.
Mama:(notion of precious, loving brothers, shattered)