7 year old: Mom I want to open a piss tea stand.
Mom: What!?? (in my head Whyyyyyyyyy do these conversations always have to be in public?)
7 year old: (louder now) A PISS TEA STAND!!
Mom: I don't understand what you are talking about...where did you see this?
7 year old: In PEANUTS Lucy has a piss tea stand and she makes 5 cents! And she gives advice.



Mom: You mean psychiatric advice.
7-year old: nooo, its spelled pss tee stand
Mom: but it's pronounced Sike EE at trick.
7 year old: Okay, then I want to have psychiatric stand to raise money
Mom: You're going to need it.

*Remind me-Nickelback