Oompa Loopma's Demand Better working conditions!

We claim the following bill of ankle biter rights: 1. the right to scream at four in the morning just long enough to wake up the dog and then fall back asleep 2. The right to wiggle our fingers in any toilet with the seat left up 3. the right to feed the kitties anything on our plate, regardless of whether kitty digestive tracks are designed to handle dairy and pasta.